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What really IS going on in my head?
Even I don't know!
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Ok here's the thing.
Someone asked me once, "If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
You've all heard this question and probably all had your own answers to it!
I answered it with another question. "How do you know it actually fell and didn't just stop being upright and APPEARED
on the ground!"
I mean there's no proof that things actually remain somewhere if no one is there to see that they are there. Same as
there's no proof that the tree fell! We just assume it did because it's now horizontal when it used to be vertical!
How many times have you put your keys down, went to pick them up and they're gone?
Or you are certain you parked on level 3 and you find your car on level 2!!
It happens all the time and we just assume we mislaid something or we forgot where we left it.
I don't buy that, the human brain is too complex to just FORGET where you left your car!
So that leaves the other option, the cosmos is f#cking with us!
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More Weirdness:
Well here, take the word WEIRD for a start, we are told that it's i before e except after c when the sound is EE.......so
how did W E I R D end up spelt like that!!!???
More daft questions:
Why is upside down cake so-called. It's a cake!!! It don't matter what way up it is, it's still a bloody cake!
How come they can put man on the Moon, find cures for a lot of diseases, make computers that can run faster
than the human brain but they can't irradicate nits?
When you are in the bath, are you IN the water or is the water ON you?
Are cats just Gremlins dressed up to look cute?
If smoking is so bad for you, why do they continue to sell the cigarettes at such a high tar? Surely if the Gov. wanted
people to stop smoking, they would ease the tar and nicotine down year after year til in the end there was
none left and people could just stop! The tar is higher now than it was 40 years ago!
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Cats: Are they;
Highly inteligent life forms from another planet?
Small men in fur coats?
Gremlins?
I'd like to think they are Gremlins but knowing my luck, they are midgets from the underworld with a thirst for blood
and a fetish for ripping my stockings!
Dogs: Are they;
Baboons in a poorly fitting suit?
The gas man?
Elmo in another life?
Brainless eating machines that can digest a whole living room in under an hour?
I think they are ALL of the above!
Old people:
Not gonna have a go at old people as I feel they have got it sussed!
I'm going to be old one day and I'll probably be a right miserable old begger.
They know how to make you feel sorry for them.
They have mastered the art of "Help me I'm old " eyes!
Guaranteed to get you climbing ladders, getting their shopping and re-decorating the house! Then you turn round and they've
buggered off to go ballroom dancing.
Cheeky but very well thought out.
They love to shout at the younger generation as well.
Young people:
They think they have it sussed but in fact they've been brain washed by the old people!
The young have all the energy, the enthusiasm and the balls to do it, whatever it is they are up to but they don't have
the plan of an escape route!
This is why they get shouted at....by the old people again!
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Stone Henge!
Many theories all quite Valid but I think I have the answer!
Mr and Mrs Prehistoric. Had a baby. It got big.............REALLY BIG!!
On baby Prehistoric's 3 rd birthday he was about 25 feet tall!
He went for a walk, got a bit lost ended up in wales! picked up a few blocks while he was there, then came toddling back.
He's sitting there being a good lad playing with his giant lego bricks. His mum calls him, he goes off for dinner, leaving
behind his latest creation, a circle of stones to put his dinner pate on!
Of course he forgot where he left it, being as he was only three, which is why there are bits missing!
Sounds daft don't it, watch a child playing with duplo and tell me you don't see a connection!
Colours!
How do you know, if the colour I see is the same as the colour you see.
Point to something red in the room, now think, all your life you have been told that's RED. I'll look at it and say yes
it's red, because all my life I have been shown that colour and told, it's red. What if we swapped eyeballs for just a moment
and found out that what I see as red is actually blue and what you see as red is actually yellow. How can you describe
a colour without saying its red? Can I have my eyeballs back now please?
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It's all just a bit of fun!
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